Gals Amirite?

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upgraders:

upgraders:
that feeling you get when you’re angry
anger

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unclefather:

*gun cocking*

fuglyselfie:

“how would your friends describe you?”

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unclefather:

he is worth more

ythaenagor Asks:

you can't say something like "my cat lit himself on fire" and then not expect people to demand an explanation

minnesota-girls Said:

unclefather:

There was a candle that was lit and he just stood over top of it until he caught on fire. And then I sprayed him with a spray bottle. This isn’t the first time he’s done this

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Up in the club like

airlesscell:

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

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remanedur:

anachronic-cobra:
egberts:
kadabra following you is literally terrifying

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dontouchperi:

faustbot:
STOP BEING TINY
Is this what you monsters wanted??

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shittycryptids:

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

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